{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
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