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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}
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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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