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Irv Bauer, also known as Irvin S. Bauer, was an American playwright, educator and television writer based in New York. He was most known for his plays A Dream Out of Time, A Fine and Private Place and Bulldog and The Bear. He also wrote multiple episodes of Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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