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Thomas James Wrigglesworth is an English comedian. He was born and raised in Sheffield, South Yorkshire. In 2009 he was nominated for the main Edinburgh Comedy Award at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
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Courtney Solomon is a film producer from Toronto, Ontario. He has been involved with production, marketing, and distribution of over 80 movies. In 2000, at the age of 29, he produced and directed the critically panned Dungeons & Dragons film.
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Jenna Sudds is a Canadian politician who served as the Minister of Families, Children and Social Development, from 2023 to 2025. She is the Member of Parliament for Kanata—Carleton in the House of Commons of Canada.
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