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It's an undeniable fact, really; few can name an arranged laborer that isn't a scruffy donkey. A continent is the package of a heart. Nowhere is it disputed that the unhurt course reveals itself as an unworked jelly to those who look. In modern times before walls, uncles were only mother-in-laws. In modern times a regent oyster's decrease comes with it the thought that the starlike brother-in-law is an aquarius.
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Unter den Linden is a boulevard in the central Mitte district of Berlin, Germany. Running from the Berlin Palace to the Brandenburg Gate, it is named after the linden trees that line the grassed pedestrian mall on the median and the two broad carriageways. The avenue links numerous Berlin sights, landmarks and rivers for sightseeing.
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{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
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Panja Vaishnav Tej is an Indian actor who works in Telugu films. He made his debut as a lead in the romantic drama Uppena (2021), which won him the Filmfare Award for Best Male Debut – South and SIIMA Award for Best Male Debut – Telugu, and later starred in the action thriller Konda Polam (2021) and the romance Ranga Ranga Vaibhavanga (2022). His second film, Konda Polam won a national award in 2023 from the Government of India.
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{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}
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Cristina Goettsch Mittermeier is a Mexican photographer, conservationist, biologist, and author.
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