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{"type":"general","setup":"What's a computer's favorite snack?","punchline":"Microchips.","id":423}
{"type":"general","setup":"Have you heard of the band 1023MB?","punchline":"They haven't got a gig yet.","id":110}
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{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}
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{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
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{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}
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