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Eiffelton is a lightly populated locality in the Mid-Canterbury region of New Zealand's South Island.
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Giovanni Volta was a Roman Catholic prelate who served as bishop of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Pavia, in Italy.
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George S. A. Da Costa (1853–1929) was a Nigerian photographer who was active in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He documented government projects including railway construction in the colony.
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