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Montilla Club de Fútbol is a Spanish football team based in Montilla, Córdoba, in the autonomous community of Andalusia. Founded in 1973, they play in División de Honor – Group 1, holding home matches at Estadio Municipal de Montilla, with a capacity of 5,000 spectators.
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Izu-Nitta Station is a railway station located in the city of Kannami, Shizuoka Prefecture, Japan operated by the private railroad company Izuhakone Railway.
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