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Siegelbach is a village located just northwest of the city of Kaiserslautern, in the heart of Germany's Rheinland-Pfalz. The village, with its 2,600 inhabitants, is included in the urban district (Stadtkreis) of Kaiserslautern, as incorporated in 1969.
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Nina Mittelham is a German table tennis player. She clinched the women's singles titles at the 2021 Europe Top 16 Cup. In 2022, she won singles title at the WTT Lima Contender.
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Kings Park West is a census-designated place in the eastern United States, in Fairfax County, Virginia, southwest of Washington, D.C. At the 2020 census the population was 13,465 people
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